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The low-profile, unstructured shape sits comfortably and breaks in with wear, while the antique-brass snap buckle lets you dial in the fit. Each hat’s distressed dye and slight color variation give it an individual personality—like an old favorite you reach for on mornings when you want something familiar and effortless. Wear it for slow weekends, a stroll through town, or to top off a layered casual look that leans vintage but stays current.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill with washed-out vintage effect\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile silhouette with 6 sewn eyelets\u003cbr\u003e- Black internal sweatband for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable metal snap buckle with antique brass finish\u003cbr\u003e- Distressed finish yields unique color variations per hat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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Reach for it when the weather turns crisp, when you want to dampen small talk, or when you need a familiar, comfortable layer that matches your quieter mornings and slow walks. The tear-away label keeps the interior smooth against your skin, and the mid-weight acrylic holds shape through seasons of wear. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSincerely, \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Garbage Lady\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% acrylic for durable, long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Mid-weight knit balances warmth and breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Fisherman-style cuff for classic, slouchy fit\u003cbr\u003e- Wide ribbed knit texture for tactile comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for itch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Dry flat\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Ecru","offer_id":52765651435631,"sku":"23288537943655430786","price":37.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Eucalyptus","offer_id":52765651468399,"sku":"14728981027162618277","price":37.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Powder","offer_id":52765651501167,"sku":"21064741935300753845","price":37.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/9414\/2063\/files\/11014466151327733429_2048.jpg?v=1772654994"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/9414\/2063\/collections\/2229569035668940533_2048.jpg?v=1774139737","url":"https:\/\/thegoodgarbage.com\/collections\/hats.oembed","provider":"The Good Garbage Co. 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