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Perfect for anyone who’s ever ghosted a party, turned down a collab, or texted “no worries!” when there were indeed, some worries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBold type, passive energy. A must-have for introverts with taste, or anyone who needs a daily reminder that “no” is a complete sentence (even if you feel bad about it).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-f7dbddbf-7fff-f2d4-cbfb-fb85a00fbe00\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHang it where your guests will see it, then tell them it’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-style: italic; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003ejust a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Unless it’s not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSincerley,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe Garbage Lady\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.6667px; white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eProduct features - Museum-grade archival paper resists yellowing for long-term display - Giclée print produces bright, fade-resistant color - Matte finish reduces glare while preserving vivid detail - Available in 46 sizes to suit small nooks or large statement walls - Made for indoor use; slight size tolerance of +\/- 1\/16\" due to production\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 10\" \/ Matte","offer_id":52746549985391,"sku":"30405604097965474034","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ \/ Matte","offer_id":52746550018159,"sku":"18766581902440540298","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12″ x 18″ \/ Matte","offer_id":52746550050927,"sku":"22544291816550261893","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ \/ Matte","offer_id":52746550083695,"sku":"33474710628189006502","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/9414\/2063\/files\/8731721712296977522_2048.jpg?v=1772213016"},{"product_id":"just-say-no-notebook-im-sorry","title":"Just Say No Notebook (I'm Sorry)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFor when your boundaries are strong but your people-pleasing instincts still won’t shut up. This notebook says what you’re thinking—loudly, apologetically, and in all caps. Perfect for anyone who’s ever ghosted a party, turned down a collab, or texted “no worries!” when there were indeed, some worries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBold type, passive energy. 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